Tuesday, March 17, 2009

44 Odd Things About My Husband

These are Scott's 44 odd things. I just had to share because they are all so funny. You can see his quick wit and sense of humor here. He makes me laugh most days..

1. Do you like blue cheese? Absolutely love it!

2. Have you ever been drunk? Many times, many years ago, sounding good right now!

3. Do you own a gun? Several and Oh yes, I know how to use them so take note

4. What flavor of Kool Aid was your favorite? Jim Jones Guyana Punch

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Only Proctologists.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? I don't know any personally, but I am sure they are a nice bunch of weiners.

7. Favorite Christmas movie? Definitely It's a wonderful life

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Orange Juice

9. Can you do push ups? I don't do push ups I have implants

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My Swiss made watch

11. Favorite hobby? Flying,

12. Do you have A.D.D.? I'm sorry could you repeat the question?

13. What's your favorite shoe? Elizabeth

14. Middle Name? Scott after my middle name

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? I was thinkng why I am doing this, A blonde would look nice in the front seat of the Vette, Oh crap, Mary will read this...

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Water, Orange juice, milk,

17. Current worry? Passing my damn test, explaining #15 to my wife.

18. Current hate right now? Old Man Winter

19. pepsi or coke? I'm bi-soda

20. How did you bring in the New Year? watching Tom Clancy Movies

21. Where would you like to go? Switzerland, Spain, Australia, South Pacific, Hong Kong

22. Name three people who will complete this? Mary, Jason, Lee

23. Do you own slippers? No, I go natural

24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? T-Shirt

25. Do you like sleeping on Satin sheets? No, I like doing other things on them

26. Can you whistle? Yes, but I seem to get slapped a lot when I do.

27. Favorite color? Hello, RED!

28. Would you be a good pirate? Bet your Buccaneers I would

29. What songs do you sing in the shower? Barry Manilow, It keeps the weird ones away

30. Favorite Girl's Name? Bambi, Barbie,

31. Favorite boy's name? Randy

32. What's in your pocket right now? My Hands....reaching for my cell phone, its ringing

33. Last thing that made you laugh? Looking in the mirror....at my wife....ooops see #17

34. Best bed sheets as a child? Dry ones

35. Worst injury you've ever had as a child? broken arm, playing with the babysitter :-)

36. Do you love where you live? Love the mountains, would trade it for a beach in San Diego

37. What did you want to be when you grew up? A pilot, Astronaut, Rich, Farrah Fawcetts love interest

38. Who is your loudest friend? What, Randy tone it down

39. How many dogs do you have? All my dogs went to heaven :=(

40. Does someone have a crush on you? Chicks dig me, one is not an option

41. What is your favorite book? Clive Cussler Man Trash, Check book

42. What is your favorite candy? Chocolate, Swedish fish, Rasinettes

43. Favorite Sports Team? University of Utah

44. What song do you want played at your funeral? Stairway to Heaven, Mary would say, we're in the money :-)

Have a great day!
mary

5 comments:

karenfae said...

how funny - he has a sense of humor for sure!
Karen
http://karensquilting.com/blog/

Mary said...

Oh my goodness ... MY husband could have almost written this. He's never been drunk and would vote USC & BYU over Utah, but I swear, he's always had a thing for Elizabeth Shue. Absolutely hilarious.

Plus ... I like your quilts.
~Mary~

Simply This and That said...

I have tears I am laughing so hard! LOL. That was the best. You will be voted best post of the day! ooxx`jodi

Linda said...

just a note to say that I have reached my 50th post and I'm having a giveaway. Good luck Linda

Anne Sutton said...

Wait I think maybe your husband should come to market with me! He's funnier than you!